How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said You better comeback with a goddamn sandwich
When bob the builder looks at ur hairline he says we can't fix that
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What dose a pickle look like a pp
Look In A Mirror
you so flat you make pancakes look thiccc
I would roast you, but your mirror does every time you look into it.
An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, ̈You look like a million pounds! ̈ The wife divorced him.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry I’m already going under.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.
What did one traffic light say to the other. Stop looking I am changing
I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
You know, Ebay sucks. I was looking for a lighter and it gave me 18,906 matches
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, theres a spider. The blind man simply said. "Step on it".
What's worse than failed attempted suicide? The pity looks people gives you and people keeps u away from 'dangerous' things
