Man: What's up?
Me: I'm annoyed.
Man: Why?
Me: I stole my gf's heart.
Man: So why are you annoyed?
Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.
Heart Theft Annoyance
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The humor comes from the ambiguity of "stealing a heart." The man literally stole his girlfriend's heart during surgery, while the other man expected a metaphorical reason for the annoyance.
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to be honest kinda funny.
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