Heart Theft Annoyance

The humor comes from the ambiguity of "stealing a heart." The man literally stole his girlfriend's heart during surgery, while the other man expected a metaphorical reason for the annoyance.

• Heart
• Man
• Doctor
• Hospital
• Annoying
• Misunderstanding

• me: I'm going to steal your heart. her: omg that's so romantic!! me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one. She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
• I keep looking for my girlfriend's killer, but no one wants to do it.
• I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair. Guess who likes vegetables now?