Long live the quee—Oh wait....
Your mum is so fat all her relationships are long distanced
your hairline so long they mistake your forehead for a football field
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Billy: hay kid why are you sad
Orphan: oh I'm waiting for my parents
Billy: oh and how long have you been here
Orphan: about 200 years
your dads hair line was so long that he died
your mothers hair line is sooooooo long cause dora the explora could not explore it
What do Lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common? They both live long with dry skin.
i hope you SEA me around later cause i SHORE won't stay here for long
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye! Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
this is a short joke! this short joke is long. nice joke Mr. Steve
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick. bahahahaha
To Tina: hi Love, your my oldest, and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live: I luvv you so much, my sweetest dearest darling.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
Long hair Danny the fanny
Can you tell me the real answer of this joke. What do you call a drone that take the long way around
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP....
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages Someone else: How was it? Me: It's a long story
