Longing jokes
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
What is long, yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What is long, brown, and cures depression?
A noose.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."
Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...