Location jokes
Sheshpal Choudhary, Bijnor, UP 6395832240
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person. Me dials 911.
Police: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Police: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH?
Police: Ends call.
Me: Calls hospital.
Hospital: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Hospital: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.
Hospital: Hangs up.
Me: Calls fire dEpArTmEnT.
Fire: No fire.
Fire dEpArTmEnT: What is that location?
Me: Hangs up and give up and goes home.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Afghanistan.
A man walked into a bar...
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where is the pocket?
It is there, the pocket.
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going home and walk home and I got home.
The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"
Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!