outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein'.
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"
Woman two: "Did that work?"
Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
