Little Jonny fucked his mum.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Daughter: So, I got my period.
Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying!
Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying?
Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to another day.
Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically.)
Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless, obviously.)
Knock Knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue Little Blue Boy who Michael Jackson
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
