Little Jokes

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Two brown bears, one standing and kicking the other in the groin, on a field under a blue sky. The text above the bears reads "NUTSHOT" and the text below reads "IF YOU CAN'T REACH THE SKY, AIM A LITTLE LOWER!"

"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!

Little Jonny fucked his mum.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.

Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?

Because he comes in a little behind.

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?

Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.

"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."

Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?

A: "Oops, I got your nose!"

My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.