Little Jokes

Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.

What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon? Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C

"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little."

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Little Johnny was alone because dad didn’t come back

Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy? A: "Oops, I got your nose!"

I saw a little boy sitting ona curb wearing rags. i said: "aww are you an Orphan?" And he responded with "Yea. What gave me away?" And i said: "Your parents."

my jacket tore a little bit. it's a ripper.

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Why’d Biden get fired from the supermarket He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread

Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken

Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races Because he comes in a little behind

I say a little girl crying and I said where is your parents that day I got fired from the orphanage 🤪

Q: why did little Johnny drop his ice cream?

A: because he got hit by a bus

why did little johnny drop his ice cream? because he got hit by a bus

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said “what happened to all the parents?” She sounded so confused so i told her “its only yours kid, they left you on purpose” she cried i felt bad for a second and the thought oh well time to back to my job at the orphanage