Why did the little girl flush her self down the toilet ?? ...<<<~~(((she wanted to join the Brownies)))~~>>>...
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In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough. They continued eating for a while. This is really good! the little girl exclaimed. What's this meat! The old lady replied with: well there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house
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Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or starbursts and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, iz
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing? She had no arms
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.
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One time little Johnny was watching tiktok and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly,so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework and when he was done he saw a spill on the table,he went to the sink to grab a cloth but when he came back it was gone.He went to his mom's room and saw a drank with the lable daddy's drank so he drunk it and said it's daddy's he wont mind and all day he was like the flash so he went back turned the bottle around and it said speedy and then he said OH GREAT HEVANS.
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney “ your to young to smoke”
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up 😳😂😂😂
IN our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder. And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
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I might have to back down on this. Cause it is usually aimed for little children.
so one day a boy was at his dads work when another little boy ran in crying then the dad said aw little boy are you lost wheres your parents and the little boy at his dads work said OMG! dad you cant say that! why cant he say that?
Answer: He works at an Orphanage.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
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