its like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement
Why do orphans like stealiing things. They wanted to have copany
1 like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do but one rule it can be only 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she dissappear's, its a beatiful sunny day.
I heard life was a gift. Well I hope they kept the receipt, Because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little weiners
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-MYERS it.
Follow for candy kids like for pizza kids commet for kids
+1 like = 1 kid in my basment
+1 follower =1 kid in my Microwave
+1 Comet
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bunger got me like : ๐ Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipediahttps://emojipedia.org โบ face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or ...
James Bond: vodka martini Bartender: shaken not sterd James Bond: do I look like I give a DAMN
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating and I was like OMg.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most? Web Cartoons!
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers.....???
Because they have a home room
Waiter: "here you go, one medium-rare steak".
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "thanks, that means a lot."
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
What dose a disabled disco play:
When your legs donโt work like they use to before
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g
