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I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
I am like currency; people always trade me out for someone better.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?
Johnny was deaf.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
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The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.