What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
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Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
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James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, βI donβt like your friends.β
Then Jeff says, βYou can eat the potatoes.β
Why donβt I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
If I was an object in this world, Iβd be a glass! Because if you leave me when Iβm too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesnβt beat her old primary school one. π
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
