If I like having sex and and get with 15 people are they getting sexified?
It was a blast to visit the twin towers on 9/11 on exactly 8:46 a.m. it was the bomb...like literally
Why don’t I like shafting.
It feels squishy.
Your brith certificate is like a apology from the condom factory...
How are orphans like broken pencils? Neither of them have points.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends
I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like “JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES”
Girls are like black jack
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14
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Bro yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this: *error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance* Anyone know what bird that is?
I like Christmas. It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys. :) yaaaaay 😁
I like my girlfriends new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one 😀
Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting