Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
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Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
I like Christmas.
Itโs the holiday where an old man breaks into peopleโs homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay ๐
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
