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So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.
Lmao
A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."