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Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.

My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!

Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.

Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.

Drama queens be like: =- (

The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

You may not like me, but you still look up to me.

Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy, "What's she like?"

The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"

Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.

Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.

Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.

I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.

Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)