Like jokes
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Memes
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
"Time"? More like waiting.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.