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In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat.
With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see.
Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires.
They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air.
Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas.
In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star.
Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Memes
Values be like for alphabets:
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂