Like jokes
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
Like if you know what ashes are.
I like school.
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"