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I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
I like unicorns.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.