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Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Youtubers say like and subscribe!
Memes
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
I like unicorns.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.