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Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.

Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.

Which company likes Jesus the most?

IHS Markit!

Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?

'Cause it's a car-PET.

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What day does Venus like?

SATURNday.

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁

My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!

Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.

Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?

A: “Wrap” music.

Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."

Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"

Toast is like parents.

If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.

I raped a girl and I liked it.

I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.

It felt so wrong, it felt so right.

Don't mean I'm in love tonight.

What color flowers do mama cats like to get?

Purrrrrrrple flowers.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.