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Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.

Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!

Parents are like food—not all kids get them.

Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."

Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?

Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.

I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.

Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.

"Like if u cry everytime."

I like orphan boys, no homo.

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How is sex like air?

It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.

Hey, how ya doin'?

Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.

Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.

Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.

Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."

They will likely reply: "What's updog?"

To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Most likely because they can't find home.

There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.

I hate people that hate life.

Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.

*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe

Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!