Like jokes
I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said, “Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.”
The lady asks, “Am I pregnant?” To which the Doctor replied, “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Make like your hairline and scram!
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...
- But?
- ...
Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.
Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.
In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.
Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because they looked like me?
Sans: ... Sure.