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Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?

GOALduck.

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

Like (DYM 139).

Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

6 looks like someone facing up.

9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.

Teacher: We are going to Seville.

Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!

Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.

Omg thanks for 1000 likes!

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.

Knock knock.

Who's there? Discord server.

Discord server who?

This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?

Sharp! 🤣

When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.

I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"

Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...

What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?

A galiminus.

I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"

Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?

Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.