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Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"