Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Like Jokes
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
