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Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.