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Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"