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Windows

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

Glass

If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

Friend

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

Memes

Martini

James Bond: Vodka martini.

Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.

James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?

Woman

Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Lincoln

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

Life

POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.

Sister

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

Name

Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!

Sister

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

Number

6 looks like someone facing up.

9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.

Stereotype

Teacher: We are going to Seville.

Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!

Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.

Omg thanks for 1000 likes!

Hangout

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

Body

Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.