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Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.

How do you suck a dick?

Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.

My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.

I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.

Simply because they look up to me.

What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?

Humpty Dumpty!

Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.

If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?

"Ghost Musterd."

I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.

Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.

Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)

Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.

A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."