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Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
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Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.