Like jokes
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Memes
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!