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I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
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What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Bunger got me like:
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