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Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?

GOALduck.

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?

A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

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Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.

Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.

Bunger got me like:

😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."

Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."

Me: "I like it well done."

Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"

What do Emos say to each other?

"I like your cuts, G."

Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.

I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

James Bond: Vodka martini.

Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.

James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?