How are corpses like pools? Once you get in, it’s in it’s only cold for like a minute
Why does your grandma like gardening so much? Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
your hariline is like quandel dingigle its so goofy
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
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Your Hairline Receded like the girls did after the party
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Can we make this post the most liked post on the website?? Here is a joke to help:
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Sex is like pizza When it’s hot, it’s great When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good
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Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas do you get it they are hill areas like a mountain is a hill area it sounds like hilarious so you get it
Why does micheal Jackson like to shop at Walmart??? Little boys pants are half off
I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
9/11 is like genders. There used to be two of them and now it’s a touchy subject.
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Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split.
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