Like jokes
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.