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I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
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What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
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POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”