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Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!
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Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"