Like jokes
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
You built like you in the 1980's!
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...
Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.
Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.
And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...
There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.
So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.