They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE”
Mr.beast challenge in Memphis be like last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of FLOW CREAMER
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT"
Kris looks like a Neanderthal, the only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her ANYWAY
BlessedBrian’s family reunions must be like a casting call for the ADDAMS FAMILY
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
Watching paint dry sounds like a THRILL compared to spending time with SLADE
Leo is like a broken pencil... POINTLESS
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE
Y does rapeboat like going to the dog sheltr? It cheaper than a whore house
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra RHYME-A-JALAPENOS
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO
What do alcoholics and necrophiliac have in common? They both like cracking open a cold one
A blind man walks into a woman’s bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.
