Ur so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye"
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside
Your hairline be going up and down like a formula 1 car
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself... - But? - ...
Toast is like parents
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat
Whats the similarity betweem christmas stuffing and my penis? I like them both inside dead animals. Because Alive animals feel top much like men.(and then I'd cum too quick)
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby
My phone is just like the twin towers they got put in air plane mode
Roses are red.... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you
Dad- Son do you want to play roc’ ‘‘em soc robots?
Son- sure, let me get it from the closet
Dad- No, bring your sisters, just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
How is $ex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
I rate the atmosphere of Isreal a 10/7 real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
LEGO Ninjago - I like it okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him (he uses hair gel as Cole has said a couple times I think, bc his hair looks like fire 🔥)
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
I like your cut G *Slaps really hard* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
I raped a girl and I liked it I hope my girlfriend won't mind it It felt so wrong, it felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
frenid: r u gay me: yes u frenid: no I am bi me: dang it frenid: what me: i like u frenid: ok I like u to
i told my friend that there was a tree. on that tree there were four black chickens, I said how many beaks do the chickens have, he said four. then I said there was a white cat, how many teeth does it have? he couldn't answer, so I said looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy
