Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo
Bro gay jokes aren't even funny Like ... Cum on guys
Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors
Peter griffin chin Should I mention how much it looks like a penis
Food makes are proudly presenting human flesh made foods donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives T and C apply this is only in the best shops in your town or down the road or in your country 1 like = 1 family member donated cos we're saving livesđđ
You so poor you like post cards for food
Why can't orphans play baseball, they donât know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: Iâm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because Iâm a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itâs like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the canât see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they donât know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
Yo forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in strike force heroes
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she dissappear's, its a beatiful sunny day.
Your hairline is like mount ecrus points
Your hairlines exactly like your nose itâs always offside
Your hairline is like Justin Bieberâs buzz cut
Why do orphans like to play tennis
Because thatâs the only love they will get
(Best pick-up line ever) Your body is like 9/11 I wanna crash into your twin towersđ
