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BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!