What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
Like Jokes
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
You like kissing boys, don't you?
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
