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Wade likes Luiz!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.