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You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
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Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
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Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.