Life jokes

Being an orphan isn’t all bad.

On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.

Why do risky people have cats?

So they have 10 lives with them.

I asked an orphan where his parents were.

(God, I wish I knew)

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

Why do orphans love school so much?

They have no HOMEWORK.

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?

What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?

One goes up and one goes down.

Quote of the day:

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.

Chao!!!

My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.

Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

A: One of them gets picked.

Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?

Because it's family size! 😂

Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?

What's one advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚

Why did the orphan kill itself?

Because he's depressed about no family.

I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.

Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡

Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!

You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

Imagine not having a dad.