Life jokes
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
Your life, that's all.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."