Life jokes
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
Me. I am the joke.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Memes
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Imagine not having a dad.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Your life, that's all.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.