Life jokes

Being an orphan isn’t all bad.

On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.

What's one advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚

Why did the orphan kill itself?

Because he's depressed about no family.

What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.

What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?

I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.

Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.

If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂

What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?

They both will die alone.

The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.

What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.

Why does this exist?

What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?

E.T. can actually call home.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?

VEGETABLE OIL!

What's the difference between me and my mate...

I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.

What do you call a Black man having a seizure?

Chocolate shake.

I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.

I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.