My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
A: Who can tell me a joke? B: LIFE.
Your life. That's all
me and my life
I'm life
Want to hear a joke? My life Get it?
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
You will never have a girlfriend.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
I have special needs, and I was born with it.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
