What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
Life Jokes
I went to the store, and yeah...
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
Daughter: So, I got my period.
Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying!
Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying?
Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to another day.
Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically.)
Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless, obviously.)
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
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