Life jokes
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Your life. That's all.
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
You will never have a girlfriend.
You die. LOL!
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
I did have a good [time].
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).