Little Johnny died.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
My life part 2
My dad told me "No electronics at the table", so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
