Life jokes
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
You die. LOL!
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Memes
Your life. That's all.
You will never have a girlfriend.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
I did have a good [time].
Your family in a nutshell.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Me and my life.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
I'm life.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
