Life jokes
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
What goes up but never comes down?
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.