A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Life Jokes
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
You will never have a girlfriend.
You die. LOL!
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
I did have a good [time].
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
