Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
Life Jokes
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...
- But?
- ...
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
I've been hit by several things in my life.
Sadly, never a car.
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
Why does this exist?
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
