I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFEπ€¬π‘
My life is so sad it's because your in it.
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life so he shot him then the judge gave him 15 years so there you go problem solved.
why is bieng alive so expensive im not even having a good time
This is not really a joke but it's a question. If Life is a Movie, Then is Death, Life, Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Anthony Blinken life's sucks and getting COVID 19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happen in his entire life!
we sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave eric and dylan a shortcut
Is ur mom a virgin? Mine is How am I alive? U tell me
Life's a bitch and then you die. I now see what they mean.
On my 21st Birthday my mom told me I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child your going to to get something good and something you been looking forward to is what my mom said. Me my mom and my on;y friend celebrate my Birthday then we all went to sleep I woke up the next day I ask hey where my gift you said you got me. My mom said since your father left us you have have no father figure in your life. So this is your new step father the only thing it was my only friend.
π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π©πππ·π΅π+/;!Β₯/%?Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing
what game dose an emo hate the most????
LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, βI canβt see a thing. Iβll open this one.β The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
the stiggs life is a joke wait i forgot he dont have a life
Chalie has an eating disorder and he is shorter so is his life but he will never get a wife he's a gay mother fucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
the stigg and his fake ass life
what do you call an idiot who needs to get a life
THE STIGG
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Guys donβt put the Holocaust books in the fiction section it was the worst mistake of my life!
