Life jokes
I put the fun in funeral.
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
What goes up but never comes down?
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
:(
Continue.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Being pro-life.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
What do emos do?
Hang.
Go touch some grass, bro.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.