Why does this exist
Roses are red Violets are fine Why is your life So much better then mine
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her? I really hit the mother lode with you.
What has 2 arms but no legs? A crippled women with no more meaning in her life.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)
I hope Death is a woman. That way it will never come for me.
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
what are emo lest favored lollies
life savers
you play gatcha life more like go get a life
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr colin, who loves making a din, he thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, that's not what everyone shows, about his life he ploughs and ploughs, about his dog bella and his relation-ship woes... mr colin, we do not care, when you speak, our minds are not there, your life you have unnecessarily shared, when we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr colin, rumbling about his exceptions, just when someone puts something in the bin, or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, but Mr Colin, drinking too much gin, will flail all his annoying attention on him, he'll push his limits, right to the rim... And just how i love flan~ Oh he's finally gone~
@DreamBlue
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage
Whatβs the difference between life and a rape joke life fucks your until you stop breathing,a rape joke fucks you until itβs not funny anymore
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer. Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer then someone would kill me.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down
My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
your hairline so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life you go to your barber
This morning I was having a conversation with my ex boyfriend about reincarnation I said to him if you could come back in the next life as anything what would you come back as and he thought about it for a minute and says a tree that way everybody can look at me and admire me. Then he says the same thing to me I started thinking about it when these two sexy half naked studs walked by one was a jock the other on his bicycle I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat but knowing my luck I'll come back as a tampon
What is a yellow dog Libertarian? A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it π π½
