What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
Life Jokes
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.
One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"
He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"
My sexlife xddddddddd
My life, part 2.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Life.
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
Suicide gives you security for the future.
Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day, and you can choose to postpone it.
