Life jokes
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
I'm the joke, bitch.
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.
One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"
He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"
My sexlife xddddddddd
My life, part 2.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Life.