Life jokes
So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.
One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"
He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"
My sexlife xddddddddd
My life, part 2.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Life.
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
Suicide gives you security for the future.
Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day, and you can choose to postpone it.
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
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Me: My life.
Your life is the best joke ever.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Once I was 7.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.