LGBTQ jokes
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
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