What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
