LGBTQ jokes
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.