LGBTQ jokes
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.