LGBTQ jokes
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
I'm a gay.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
gay fish.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!