LGBTQ jokes
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Like if you are gay.
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
I'm a gay.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
gay fish.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”