Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.