LGBTQ jokes
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Anal.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
I'm gay, lol.