LGBTQ jokes
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 馃構 馃槏 馃槒 馃槣
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
What is gay - curious 馃 馃槼
馃懍 馃懍 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 馃懆 馃懇 馃懆 bisexual man.
馃懆 馃懆 馃懇 馃毑 馃毑 馃毑 does it cycle now?
馃毑 馃毑 馃毑
馃槩 馃様 sorry for your luck 馃嵂 honey it sucks 馃槳 馃槥 馃槖 to be you.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife."
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
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What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.