LGBTQ jokes
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."