LGBTQ jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.