LGBTQ jokes
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.