LGBTQ jokes
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.