LGBTQ jokes
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.