LGBTQ jokes
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Like if you are gay.
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."