What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball
What do you call a lesbian? Me
Daughter: Dad
Dad: Yes honey
Daughter: Im Lesbian
Dad: Ok
Daughter 2: Dad
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: Im lesbian too
Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here
Son: I do...
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian
a gay couple and a lesibian couple are going to the airport which one gets there first ... the lesibian duh they get there "LICITY SPLIT "
What's a lesbians favorite type of food?
Finger-Food
What do you call a lesbian dinosour? Licka-lotta-puss.
two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?
because it heard one say i'm gonna eat that pussy
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
Children should never run with scissors and lesbians should never scissor with the runs
ur dad lesbian
Ur sister a mister
Ur family tree LGBT
Ur famnily reunion a homosexual communion
Oliver savage and Jack savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England
Why dont lesbians have sex in the morning. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese
Lesbians and blind women, wear the same clothes
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? Its called Trycoxagain.
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual
The same way that you would treat anybody else you homophobic bastard
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss!!
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
