Why can’t moons walk?
Cuz they have no legs stupid
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground
what has 2 legs 2 arms and a abusive father
aaron
what has 4 legs and 1 arm?- -a pitbull in a children's play area
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...
a women wakes up in a hospital after a accident and yells "doctor doctor i cant feel my legs" and the doctor say "i know i amputated your arms"
[God creating spiders] God: make it have 8 legs Angel: ok? bit excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down and li- God: give it a butt rope
Q.what's the best way to eat a squirrel A.open up its little legs
Se we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of "do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She herd this question to the point were she just says yes without hesitation. Once she had said yes, two kids int he back started laughing. Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you? Kid: Oh were not laughing at that. Kid_2: Were laughing at cancer.
Whats the difference between stephen hawking and a baby both of there legs dont work
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!
