Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
where did steven hawkings go when he broke his leg? hospital or curries pc world
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?
Up Shepherd's leg.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater." Fiancee:Break a leg
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith." So Person 2 says to person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.
Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.
Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?
Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.
Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
what do you call a pig with two legs.....................Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
What has legs but can't walk
A veteran
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
