What do you call a dog with no legs?? ...you cant call it anything. It won't vome to you
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?
Up Shepherd's leg.
where did steven hawkings go when he broke his leg? hospital or curries pc world
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith." So Person 2 says to person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater." Fiancee:Break a leg
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when are arms get tired we just use our legs?
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
My child is ungrateful, I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you, no, he said "dad, I don't have any legs"
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? BOB What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod
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Why did the girl never go upstairs ? Because she had no legs .
Se we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of "do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She herd this question to the point were she just says yes without hesitation. Once she had said yes, two kids int he back started laughing. Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you? Kid: Oh were not laughing at that. Kid_2: Were laughing at cancer.
Whats the difference between stephen hawking and a baby both of there legs dont work
what do you call a pig with two legs.....................Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do call a girl with no legs...Sarah What do you call an olympic gold medalist skiing... not Sarah
What has legs but can't walk
A veteran
(Mom )hey there's I hop (Kid) you hop to
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I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.
What did John say after someone shot his leg-
Oof
