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Should we go to America for treatment?
We stayed in Essen and then left.
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Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick.
The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured, he is one of the best pilots in the world with over six thousand successful flights."
Next the co-pilot makes his way to the plane, and he is also blind and uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin.
The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the co-pilot is also blind, but rest assured, he is the second-best pilot in the world with over five thousand successful flights."
At this point, the plane begins to take off from the runway. As it gains speed, the passengers grow tenser. The plane keeps accelerating more and more, and as it approaches the end of the runway, it still hasn't left the ground. The plane is approaching the end of the runway at high speed, and the passengers scream, "Oh my God, we're all going to die!"
Suddenly, the plane takes off and begins its ascent.
The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "The day they stop screaming, we're screwed."
What about women's lefts?
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.