The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five... ...but it left him hanging.
Why was the stadium so hot? Because all the fans left!
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles, His teacher asked "Three birds where sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said "No, but I like the way you think!" Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said "Little Johnny!" He replied "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic? A: Right where you left em.
i gave i tree a high five but sadly it left me hanging
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree but it left him hangin.
My wife accused me of being a cross dresser so i packed up her clothes and left
one depressed kid goes to high five a tree but the tree just left him hanging
This is how my mom always threatens me: I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too. That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
if your left nut was thanksgivin and uour right nut was chismas than you wouldent have any balls because their holadaiys
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide. Tbh they really left me hanging there
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.