Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off
when you want pringle but a fat person was eating them there was only 3 sweety left
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and airforces but as soon as I spend a $100 on hookers she leaves me
bobby had 54 dicks (54) he took 33 pills a month (5433) once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345) (flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! he's got a lot!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 17 stomachs you stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat NBA youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek
Last night i shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel, We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a hand-job So did my friend on the right
I had a dream of skiing.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop stores? "Cya suckersđźŤ"
She left and now I support womens rights. I will kill her.
What about women's lefts
Left, center,right and apolitical also skeptical are also a joke.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet left with questions and no CLUE.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right? Answer: Your right elbow
Why do orphans want parents because they don't want to be left out
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, 'Parking Fine'
one day i asked my mom where kids came from--- she said the man who went to the milk store
5 years later he came back--- and left again
they dont have parents because they left when u were 0
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
I hope u like this it took 5 minutes to make. what's_up also has good jokes to favorite him/her/them plz
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken Have in common? By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
