you know what the difference between kobe bryant and russel westbrook, he wears 0 and kobe has 0 lives left
What happened when the japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five
He left him hanging
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? Are you all right?!?!
What did the right eye say to the left?—Between you and me, something smells!
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church.he said to the priest please say a prayer for me and the priest said ‘I ain’t got nun left’ then he died
Teacher, there is 3 birds 1 gets shot how many are left.
Student, non they flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, acautly 2 but i like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there is 3 women eating ice cream 1 licking it 1 drinking it melted and 1 sucking it which one is married.
Teacher,the one sucking it?
Student, no the one with the ring but i like the way you think.
How many ears does Captain Picard have? -- Three: A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok,And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
On my 21st Birthday my mom told me I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child your going to to get something good and something you been looking forward to is what my mom said. Me my mom and my on;y friend celebrate my Birthday then we all went to sleep I woke up the next day I ask hey where my gift you said you got me. My mom said since your father left us you have have no father figure in your life. So this is your new step father the only thing it was my only friend.
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin. At least now I can have his phone he left.
there are 5 cats on a boat and 1 jumps off. how many are left?- 0 they were copy cats
I see a kid crying in the park right. So I go up to him and say " hey where are your parants" and he says "well my dad left to get the milk and never came back and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda triangle
1 time i went to high five some one ive been left hanging ever since
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John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
So I left my mom with my baby and I was terrified when I came back in the wheelchair was in the water
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
