Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Left Jokes
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!đźŤ"
What about women's lefts?
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
