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Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."
Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!
Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!
Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.