Leave jokes
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
A little girl asks her mum, "Mummy how was I born?"
Her mother smiled and replied: "Once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day."
"The seed slowly grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful, healthy plant. So me and Daddy took the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so high that we fucked without a condom!"
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?
Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.