Leave jokes
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
"Watersharky, don't leave the site."
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
Today is Elder Abuse Awareness Day.
Unfortunately, they're still not giving lessons on how to beat an annoying Alzheimer's patient without leaving a mark.
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:
Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*