Q.what season can an orphan see their family tree? A.fall
if you dont get it in the fall trees have no leaves there jus empty branches like an orphans tree
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest, after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What does the Bible stand for? Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
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A man who drinks a lot is told by his that if he ever gets drunk again she will leave him. Later the man goes to a pub and drinks a lot and throws up all down his jacket. 'Oh no.' He says to his friend' if I go home like this again, my wife will leave me.' 'Dont worry' his friend says. 'Put a £20 note in your jacket pocket. When your wife challenges you, produce the money and say another man threw up on you and gave you the £20 note for the dry cleaning.' 'Brilliant!' the man says and goes home. He walks through his front door and his wife sees him. She is furious. 'No no' the man says producing the money from his inside pocket. 'A man threw up on me and gave me £20 for the dry cleaning.' 'Whats the other £20 note for?' asks his wife. 'Ah, that's from the man who shat in my pants.....'
Freshfry pls leave me and prince alone! I never ask u too join our chat!
why is it bad to high five an emo.. they will leave themselves hanging
whats worse bieng loved or hated? cuz when ur loved you could be left alone or be batrade. but when your hated no ones there to leave you. what do u think?
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years". I walked away shocked but not surprised
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive..
This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
When u see a kid yelling and u wanna leave :((((((((
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘‘em hanging.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid? A: Don't leave me hanging
hey you person who's scrolling, pls leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh its okay." etc it can be short if you dont want to then that's okay.
why do trees always gotta leave me hanging
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