Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it wanted to be Argon.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday stays three days and leaves on Friday how is this possible
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village
All pac my bags
if u text ur crush and they leave u on read, just know that read has four letters. yk what also has four letters? mine. so that basically means that you are theirs. :)
There was an exam music quiz question about gary glitter, now if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh turn over, you've got an hour" .. it's him..
shit my bad.. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave the for the milk
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane cus it's going up
Which one will fall from the tree first? The leaves or the emo The emo doesn't fall
Yo mama so fat she went to the moon without leaving earth
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one inn0cent 🐐 g0at was k!lled for your traditional marriage😔☹️☹️☹️
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and airforces but as soon as I spend a $100 on hookers she leaves me
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
How do you surprise a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet
for charlie damelio fans my basement is your home now leave a like if you agree with me
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you
Fineman, Einstein and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says "it appears we're inside a joke".
Einstein says "but only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously".
To which Schrodinger says "if someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving".
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you, I hope Scotland gets freedom I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
The bell rings and Ana was about to leave but the teacher said "the bell doesn't dismiss you I do" the next day Ana was late and the teacher asked "why are you late " and Ana replied with "the bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive I do"
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain? He wanted them rusted.
