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You heard of spider man no way home. Now get ready for. Orphan: no way home.
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Why did my boyfriend leaves me ? Because he's gay. But why did he come back to me ?
Because im actually a guy :-)
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What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree
The tree leaves them hanging
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
(on thirteenth birthday) Girl: Ma, why did papa leave? Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school? Bye son! Get it? Bye son Bison
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest, the boy said “I’m scared” the man said “Why are you scared I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone
what does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant ? "Can i have a bodybag ?"
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room? "Smell ya later!"
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I wasn't gonna tell another emo joke but I don't want to leave anyone hanging.
One day, there are Friends having fun, hours later one of the friends Alice, wanted to leave and say *cya guys am just gonna hangin in the tree and have some fresh air* and they all agree hours go by and the group of friends are ready to go home but then seen a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! please help, please help!"
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What did cinderella leave at the ball
Her virginity
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A kid goes in to a restaurant without parents and a waitress came up and said you have to leave this is a family restaurant
