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A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.