Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. what am I?
answer: a stamp
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
Why did my dad leave me, Because i was a disapointment
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation? Do you need help packing your shit?
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone. The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone! (from a 1940 quotations book)
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar, the man orders a beer one for him and one for the giraffe. After they finish their drinks the giraffe falls over and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door. The bartender says "Stop! you can't leave that thing lying on the floor" The man says "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe".
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house? -- He was snowed in.
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
